What I find extremely off putting is how easily he lies. He’s charismatic, smiling, laughing, being “relatable”, all while he’s purposefully manipulating his audience. Maybe it’s not that deep but I find it off putting.
I like how he’s all “I made a mistake” like homie isn’t it illegal to not disclose sponsorships? You can’t just accidentally break the law, especially when it’s a pretty central law for influencers.
The thing is if Kyle and Kum and Go had just been patient and waited like, a month, no one probably would have found it sus, but because the meal was created in like, a day, a lot of people started to look into it. It's like a Dhar Man video, and this weeks lesson in patience
The combo of Danny's sweater & hairstyle makes me feel like I'm standing in my front yard listening to Danny, my upper-middle class golf dad neighbor, gossip about his tennis double partner.
This isn't even an original idea. A few years back, two kids secretly hung a fake ad poster of themselves in a McDonald's and no one noticed for like, two months. And as far as I know, that one wasn't faked or planned. Just a genuine story that went viral.
One time I bought evaporated milk instead of condensed milk by accident and because I didn’t want to walk back to the store I bought it at because it was so cold and dark by the time I got home, I just sort of reverse shoplifted it at a different store where I went to get the actual condensed milk. I don’t think they even sold the evaporated stuff there. I’ve never felt more like I was doing something shady in broad daylight in my entire life
I really like off-script Danny. He’s wild, he’s wearing a cardigan, he’s drinking the wrong brand of sparkling water, he’s wild and unleashed
What I find extremely off putting is how easily he lies. He’s charismatic, smiling, laughing, being “relatable”, all while he’s purposefully manipulating his audience. Maybe it’s not that deep but I find it off putting.
I like how he’s all “I made a mistake” like homie isn’t it illegal to not disclose sponsorships? You can’t just accidentally break the law, especially when it’s a pretty central law for influencers.
Its also funny that he markets himself as a weirdo when he was very obviously chosen for being very vanilla and safe
Danny: “I just don’t think it’s a long enough story to go on the main channel”
The thing is if Kyle and Kum and Go had just been patient and waited like, a month, no one probably would have found it sus, but because the meal was created in like, a day, a lot of people started to look into it. It's like a Dhar Man video, and this weeks lesson in patience
The combo of Danny's sweater & hairstyle makes me feel like I'm standing in my front yard listening to Danny, my upper-middle class golf dad neighbor, gossip about his tennis double partner.
Danny: Why do creators try and be weird and goofy?
danny’s hair looks like he spends hours in front of the mirror individually placing each strand of hair to his liking
I've never heard of "Kum & Go" and I'm in disbelief that a gas station is allowed to have such a raunchy name
Kyle is like the male embodiment of a "pick-me-girl". His content is just him saying "I'm not like other boys" I'm wEiRd and gOoFy.
"a weirdo like me"
This isn't even an original idea. A few years back, two kids secretly hung a fake ad poster of themselves in a McDonald's and no one noticed for like, two months. And as far as I know, that one wasn't faked or planned. Just a genuine story that went viral.
kyle seems like he never grew out of the “i’m so rAnDoM xD” phase
"Oh my God, it's packed. *Fake laughter*" a single car is at the pumps and half the cars are employee cars.
The cringiest part of this is that the company is called Kum and Go. Might as well make a gas station called Pump and Dump, or Smash and Dash
I would've been mad about the merch regardless of whether I found out it was staged yet or not. Who does this man think he is 😭😭😭
for some reason, the fact that it was called a “kyle scheele meale” made me so angry
"What are you in prison for?"
One time I bought evaporated milk instead of condensed milk by accident and because I didn’t want to walk back to the store I bought it at because it was so cold and dark by the time I got home, I just sort of reverse shoplifted it at a different store where I went to get the actual condensed milk. I don’t think they even sold the evaporated stuff there. I’ve never felt more like I was doing something shady in broad daylight in my entire life