The only time I've ever liked a LA Croix is when I had not had anything to drink for like 2 or 3 days and I found one in my fridge and completely chugged it and it tasted good but the next day I had another and it tasted gross again ; ₩ ;
I actually hate that, when I'm jamming to it on speaker, then my kid comes in the room at exactly the wrong moment and I didn't hit mute fast enough. 😭
I used to think this song was pretty funny, and then I started drinking La Croix. The lyrics are no longer humorous, they're just relatable. And the hilarious part is that I only started drinking La Croix because of Danny's tier list video. Now I can't stop.
@Caleb Haha, yeah, exactly. It took me like five years of trying sparkling water over and over again before I was finally able to adjust to the taste. I used to absolutely despise it, but I also drank a lot of soda, so I think I just had to power through.
Oh my god same. I recently started drinking LaCroix because my stepmom’s friend bought an entire case of coconut flavor and she hated it so she gave it to me and I’m addicted. The first few cans, absolute garbage, tasted like battery acid. Some other time after that, disgusting. After you get used to it, damn I like it.
@Jirou wish we had that in switzerland, most ads are just boring monotone people talking about boring stuff, theres only *one* ad i've ever seen where they hired an artist to rap about it and thats the only one i dont skip, some others try to copy it but just suck so much that you can tell they didnt hire a professional
I tried to show Danny’s videos to my Friends and they all got confused while I was laughing my ass off and I just gave up trying to tell them and told them “ you just won’t understand” as I was cracking up and they were so confused and it made me laugh even more because this was my kind of humor and they didn’t understand at all
Everyone else during quarantine: Oh I got all this time imma be productive Danny: *Buys 10 cases of la croix for a music video on the internet about commiting armed robbery* Everyone: ...
This is Danny's second channel where he likes to get a little bit sillier, a little bit wackier, and a little bit goofier. Oh, and he also likes to drink La Croix.
I love what the La Croijian Guardian (with the fashionable Croix helmet and Croix boots) represents, the insatiable addiction to the mighty La Croix, the guardian even making his own reasons for the human mind to convince it to believe what it is doing is reasonable, causing Danny to go completely berserk to supply the guardian with the La Croix.
As somebody who genuinely loves la crop I think I like this song way more than I should like I like it as a piece of art not just as a joke song and I don’t know if that’s OK
You know and this is true every week me and my bro (brother) jam this at 8am and start jamming other Danny songs. And wake up our next door neighbors...lol 😅
I love how you always emphasize not doing drugs in your songs. They’re made for comedic purposes, but it’s an overarching theme that’s subtle enough for listeners to not feel like they’re being preached to. You’re doing good work 🙌🙌
@Bagel in Pond a joke has a narrative then a punchline, it has none. She said the op think she is different because she reads her drink while she said "a party ends at nine" is description of a drink. It's objectively not a joke.
I like how the actual musical production sounds way too professional for this 13 year-old singing it He really acts like a child, too, how he has no idea what to do with his arms for like 30% of the song
I laughed hysterically when I first saw Danny make that face at 0:57... I still don't know why, but it just makes me laugh, and there's never gonna be an explanation… 😂😂😂 1:24 Haha, I also liked when he said, "lIkE a ParTY iN mY mOuTh, iF eVeRyBoDy aT tHe pArTy jUsT diEd." 😂 Maybe I shouldn't be laughing at that, and I should probably be concerned, but I'm still laughing at that for some reason... 😂
Ive watched this video 492 times in counting i still cant get over how good it is, the lyrical genius, the music, and dont even get me started on the video danny I idolize you this comment can be taken to the level of seriousness you wish fro it to be taken in.
aluf mangoes Telling your girlfriend might seem like it would needlessly complicate things, and a one time drunken kiss isn’t something I think she would break up with you over, but if you don’t tell her about your mistake and apologize, and she finds out, then it doesn’t look like it was some one time mistake that meant nothing because if it meant nothing then why wouldn’t you tell her? And you’ll have lost her trust.
Danny you got my addicted to La Croix, and now this is more relatable than I ever would've thought! Hahaha la croix cleans blood out of carpet so much more well than I'd think! Thank you Danny!
@Winged Hussar Exactly, because nobody actually listens to lyrics (usually at least, especially at parties) they just listen to the song itself like its melody and the bass and stuff, so this would make a great song that people would unironically sing along to
"Fuck i think we just ran out, shit. We pull up with the glocks, make them run that shit at ralph's. Cops shoot through my arm, use la croix to clean it out. We do this everyday because we're constantly run out." Shakespeare is trembling
Musique
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I can’t tell, does he actually like La Croix, or does he drink it as a joke
@Celeste Martin i like how this is the second channel tho
Celeste Martin this is his second channel
The only time I've ever liked a LA Croix is when I had not had anything to drink for like 2 or 3 days and I found one in my fridge and completely chugged it and it tasted good but the next day I had another and it tasted gross again ; ₩ ;
He probably started as a joke, but now this exists... so...
It's Danny, so basically that means it started as a joke that now has enslaved him and he can't escape.
I love that Danny's songs are always just ever so slightly not family friendly
danny is so much more bro and masc than most people realize or admit
@Card Me: * _listening on headphones_ *
My nosy kids: Ooh, creepers, let us hear!
Me: NO, um...go...clean your rooms, yeah.
I actually hate that, when I'm jamming to it on speaker, then my kid comes in the room at exactly the wrong moment and I didn't hit mute fast enough. 😭
loll
haha
I used to think this song was pretty funny, and then I started drinking La Croix. The lyrics are no longer humorous, they're just relatable. And the hilarious part is that I only started drinking La Croix because of Danny's tier list video. Now I can't stop.
Fr. I bought a package of lemon cellos and finished it within a day.
@Caleb Haha, yeah, exactly. It took me like five years of trying sparkling water over and over again before I was finally able to adjust to the taste. I used to absolutely despise it, but I also drank a lot of soda, so I think I just had to power through.
Oh my god same. I recently started drinking LaCroix because my stepmom’s friend bought an entire case of coconut flavor and she hated it so she gave it to me and I’m addicted. The first few cans, absolute garbage, tasted like battery acid. Some other time after that, disgusting. After you get used to it, damn I like it.
Me too ahaha
@Toast Unspeakable horrors. "Just sparkling water with the boys. But I'd kill them all for one La Croix."
Danny’s wife pretending to be a store clerk and a sherif makes me laugh so much
same
@Coleslaw And similar lives
@Kitty queen they have similar wives
@Coleslaw nonono, that was Amanda
i thought she went missing in afghanistan
If all ads were like this , I wouldn’t skip it
Same
Absolutely
@Jirou wish we had that in switzerland, most ads are just boring monotone people talking about boring stuff, theres only *one* ad i've ever seen where they hired an artist to rap about it and thats the only one i dont skip, some others try to copy it but just suck so much that you can tell they didnt hire a professional
There are some ads like this
@Death, Destroyer of Worlds He could make a song that's an ad though, this one isn't that far off
“This sh*t’s sparkling like her eyes”
Don’t even try to tell me this song doesn’t have romance
I would pass out if someone told me that. So romantic! 😍
"Just sparkling water with the boys,"
Definitely Homie-Sexual romance song
that line was the best
@bigantdud3 haha, yes.
Any girl would fall for him with that one sentence
My therapist: deep voice Danny doesn’t exist he can’t hurt you
Deep voice Danny: 0:02
oh god i see it
@Geojoco BAHAHHAHAHHHH HELPPPPDJUDJEH
@The Immortal Sun-kun ohmygod
@Geojoco i died-
@Geojoco iTs liT!
I love that the song gets darker and darker as the song goes on
he goes from ending at 9 to killing his friends for a single la croix
Yeah I didnt even notice that
“We ain’t doin crimes”
- killing the homies
- robbing a Ralph’s
- running from the cops
Idk sounds like crimes to me
Don’t forget partying after 8
0:16 1:05 1:46
-illegally smuggling vials of la croix
They’re not doin drugs though
Danny: we ain't doin crimes
also Danny: I'd kill them all for one lacroix
@Lane Fields menacing is a crime and death threats
loll
5000th like
I was thinking about when he got shot in the arm by the police
JUST THE ONE
The fact that he flipped his turn signal on at 1:41 gets me every goddamn time
so fucking hilarious oh my god
HE DOES IT SO sMOOTHLY TOO LMAOOO
he’s got places to go!!!!! man on the move!!!!!
BAHAHA I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THAT THATS AMAZING
La Croix: Okay we’ll sponsor just be subtle
Danny:
'We don't need no drugs tonight'
Literally the next line: 'Injecting coconut into my veins-'
You have a good point lol!
@TCUty 10 what’s there to even get about the joke???
@ShadowBane coconuts a drug? Isnt it a fruit?
r/woosh
TCUty 10 are you sure they’re the one who didn’t understand the joke?
Danny: "We ain't doing crimes"
Also Danny: "I'm gonna kill Santa Clause"
Kills the homies for a LaCroix
Steals lacrois from the nearest supermarket
He really is a musical genius tho. Like all his songs are jokey but they BOP.
@Boaz Chapman bad boy is amazing what are you talking about
Facts
I don’t mind the swear words but my parents do. If there are some swear words in a song, they don’t let me get it.
I just wish that he didn’t swear as much in his songs.
Moon B wet
idk why, but the vibe of the music video being of such a lower budget than his other songs gives it a distinct taste
There's no drugs at this party, just murder and La Croix
yes..the good clean fun
murder
Danny's singing voice is so underrated
@Qinlynn sameee! “We don’t need no drugs tonight” is on a different level too
"not tryna get too crazy" hits the spot for me I dunno why
God this song just... genuinely slaps so hard. The amount of times I've listened to this is NOT healthy
Same
And here we see how Danny’s coping with quarantine.
And he’s doing it the best way.
Everybody except Danny: BUY ALL THE TOILET PAPER
Danny: BUY ALL THE LA CROIX AND THEN SOME
Hannah Wren you havent seen how jack staubers quarantine is going
He's gone insane and I love it
very good
Danny is gonna name his kids "La" and "Croix"
He can't get his wife pregnant why?
He's to busy drinking La Croix
Danny: *runs out of la croix*
People who work at Ralph's: *nervous sweating*
@Cosa mallender Calm down
@Bionic Gecko overused comment
Underrated comment
I started drinking La Croix because of Danny, I think they got free advertisement
I hate the taste of sparkling water, but here I am listening to this with a lemon lacroix in hand
@Kiel Reynolds yeah it really dosent seem like fun when you have to drink it a lot of times for it to actually taste good
@fr0sty idk man I'd rather just stick to water
@Kiel Reynolds i used to hate it but now it doesn’t taste bad i think you just have to drink different flavors and eventually it won’t taste horrible
@Kiel Reynolds well I like it alot
Laura as a cop is probably the cutest thing I've ever seen.
Danny: we don’t need no drugs
Also Danny: Injecting coconut into my veins
Danny: we aunt doin crimes
Also Danny: *robs a store for La Croix*
Its much healthier than lean
It’s a joke because he doesn’t need actual drugs because la croix is better than drugs
its not drugs though it's la croix
I never tried la croix
I feel like I’m betraying Greg cause I have never drunk La Croix
The Danny Gonzales' main channel fanbase is Greg
The second channel's fanbase is the LaCroix sippers
I tried to show Danny’s videos to my Friends and they all got confused while I was laughing my ass off and I just gave up trying to tell them and told them “ you just won’t understand” as I was cracking up and they were so confused and it made me laugh even more because this was my kind of humor and they didn’t understand at all
This sounds like my life.
Everyone else during quarantine: Oh I got all this time imma be productive
Danny: *Buys 10 cases of la croix for a music video on the internet about commiting armed robbery*
Everyone: ...
danny: "we aint doing crimes"
danny 1 minute later: committing armed robbery
It's not a crime if it's for La Croix
coconut isnt a drug nerds
and dose drugs
fajowymichal 49*
Y e s s i r
You've reached a new level of skill when you can write a song about seltzer water and it still slaps.
This is Danny's second channel where he likes to get a little bit sillier, a little bit wackier, and a little bit goofier. Oh, and he also likes to drink La Croix.
It’s honestly insane knowing now that La Croix wanted to send him a package after this video.
I ain't buying lacroix till they finally sponsor this man
I could see Danny making this without being in quarantine.
Cool Crab Save The Goats I completely understand. You did the right thing
I cant see
I’m wonder bread I can’t see
I see danny singing this daily
listening to this while drinking la croix is a whole different experience.
i know right what a vibe
im not 100% percent sure but... i think that danny likes la croix
@Dia Dra we're all not sure if Danny likes it-
Are you sure tho
I love what the La Croijian Guardian (with the fashionable Croix helmet and Croix boots) represents, the insatiable addiction to the mighty La Croix, the guardian even making his own reasons for the human mind to convince it to believe what it is doing is reasonable, causing Danny to go completely berserk to supply the guardian with the La Croix.
As somebody who genuinely loves la crop I think I like this song way more than I should like I like it as a piece of art not just as a joke song and I don’t know if that’s OK
If he made “serious” music it would be #1 on the charts for sure.
Im shocked how THIS isnt on #1 charts
yes
@Shiny Sands. Idk man, I made this comment over a year ago, I'm a changed man now. I must have been having a stroke or sumn
@buster b what
Unironically jamming while rocking my newborn and sipping some mixed berry la croix
You know and this is true every week me and my bro (brother) jam this at 8am and start jamming other Danny songs. And wake up our next door neighbors...lol 😅
If you didn't know this, this is Danny's SECOND channel. Where he gets wacky, silly and drinks La Croix.
I love how "we dont need no drugs tonight" is instantly followed by "injecting coconut into my veins"
-said you and every other person in the comments section.
I love how you always emphasize not doing drugs in your songs. They’re made for comedic purposes, but it’s an overarching theme that’s subtle enough for listeners to not feel like they’re being preached to. You’re doing good work 🙌🙌
“Like the kind of party that ends at nine” is about the most accurate description of any drink I’ve ever read
@Victoria Arce it wasn't funny? The comment gave me unnecessary toxicity vibes
A
i thought that it said night tbh lol
@Bagel in Pond a joke has a narrative then a punchline, it has none. She said the op think she is different because she reads her drink while she said "a party ends at nine" is description of a drink. It's objectively not a joke.
@greatest greg and humor is subjective, ur point?
As someone who is deeply addicted to La Croix, this song has opened my eyes to how crazy I can be, but simultaneously has fed into my addiction.
I like how the actual musical production sounds way too professional for this 13 year-old singing it
He really acts like a child, too, how he has no idea what to do with his arms for like 30% of the song
why are the meme songs that danny makes better than actual songs by professionals
Me waking up in the middle of the night laughing hysterically: Dammit Lacroix Box Danny! Not again!
Update: Danny has been hospitalized with a broken back for carrying the entire rap community
This is legit good tho
Time to La Cry-
@COCKROACH TEETH GOAT as in Greatest of All Time
why are we talking about goats now??????
Now now there’s no need to fight
Me and my friends play this drinking game where every time Danny says “la croix,” you take a shot of la croix. It’s fun.
i don't even like la croix, but i want one when i listen to this
I laughed hysterically when I first saw Danny make that face at 0:57... I still don't know why, but it just makes me laugh, and there's never gonna be an explanation… 😂😂😂
1:24
Haha, I also liked when he said, "lIkE a ParTY iN mY mOuTh, iF eVeRyBoDy aT tHe pArTy jUsT diEd." 😂 Maybe I shouldn't be laughing at that, and I should probably be concerned, but I'm still laughing at that for some reason... 😂
You can see la croix in the fridge when Danny says he just ran out
Ive watched this video 492 times in counting i still cant get over how good it is, the lyrical genius, the music, and dont even get me started on the video danny I idolize you this comment can be taken to the level of seriousness you wish fro it to be taken in.
Seriously, Danny could make it as a famous rapper.
0:53 these lines are the freshest rhymes I’ve ever heard😂😂
Danny: we don’t need no drugs tonight
2 seconds later: injecting coconut into my veins
I listen to music like this at full volume 24/7 and still wonder why my family doesn't talk to me.
Why is every commentary channel musically talented
i need someone to make a mashup of this with dannys yummy because the choruses would go so well together
I just love the fact that since he’s in quarantine that means Laura had to film him doing all this weird shit 😂
Danny: "not tryna get too crazy."
Also Danny: "INJECTING COCONUT INTO MY VEINS."
Grace Duff fax
aluf mangoes Telling your girlfriend might seem like it would needlessly complicate things, and a one time drunken kiss isn’t something I think she would break up with you over, but if you don’t tell her about your mistake and apologize, and she finds out, then it doesn’t look like it was some one time mistake that meant nothing because if it meant nothing then why wouldn’t you tell her? And you’ll have lost her trust.
Ngl I felt targeted when he was saying thay
hailey jean LMFAO
Danny should advertise his channel with this as an ad starting at 0:28
you win lol yesss
The more I hear this song the more I get addicted to this, and I thought this song wasn't as good at first.
Danny: we ain't doing crimes
Also danny: I killed them for one la croix
The dislikes are all Angie because this slaps harder than legal.
danny: we dont need no drugs
also danny: *tries to get la croix into his system any way he can*
Bug Horse I-
Alexander Crack-ilton you should check it out.
Alexander Crack-ilton
I’ve been there, wonderful this time of year.
Bug Horse 😳
The weirdest one..is his mouth
We need a lacroix tier list for the people who want to get into drinking the superior liquid
Danny needs to get his music on the radio
Danny: We ain't doing crimes
Also Danny 2 seconds later: *Literally Fricking Robs store*
danny’s the guy in math questions
Danny: hey babe, don’t use the stairs for about an hour okay?
Laura: why?
Danny: I’m doing a thing
Kung fu Benny DANNY BETTER LIKE THIS COMMENT
stargarell you’re 100% right
Well she's the one filming
How did you misspell Drew as Laura?
@Aguamang its alright i liked ur comment but respect is respect 😤 have a nice day/night and stay safe pal!
Danny to Laura: I need your help.
Laura: Ok what is it?
Danny: I need your help for my La Crox music video...
Fun fact: This song is about La Croix.
@semelina pitrone I thought you were la croix
@bigantdud3 jeez, I'm joking 💜
@Cosa mallender Too bad so sad
@CHEEZ oh no! Not an *i n o s t e r!*
@dry bones Sus
Danny you got my addicted to La Croix, and now this is more relatable than I ever would've thought! Hahaha la croix cleans blood out of carpet so much more well than I'd think! Thank you Danny!
Laura as the cop is probably the best casting I’ve ever seen
I’ve never seen someone sponsor something so hard without actually being sponsored
@Zipper lmao diet coke
WAIT-
Matpat easy
Well, Markiplier never did get a Del Monte sponsorship, despite chugging corn water
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i like how hes dressed like and sounds like a frat boy but is singing having a perfectly legal party with a healthy drink of la croix
Laura wearing a paper with SHERIFF written on it in sharpie has me deceased 😭😭😭
"this shit tastes so good
Like a party in my mouth
If everybody at the party just died"
I love this part the most.
"We don't need no drugs toni--INJECTIN COCONUT INTO MY VEINS"
Danny's progressive music production has made his songs unironically better
Kami it’s how i found him so i can’t disagree
Cash0311 those r top tier but i’m gonna kill santa claus will forever be my favorite
Kami What about Train, Rollin’ and Bag Tho?
Austin Dutson Music production doesn’t just mean the beat.
Kami for real.
Little did he know that almost 2 years later he would go on a La Croix boycott
0:27 is the best thing I've ever seen
i know
i’m just imagining what laura’s thoughts were while recording this
Clearly underrated song, should be #1 on all the charts.
Therapist: La Croix box Danny isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.
La Croix box Danny: 0:28
La Croix box fort
King croix
1:49
sophiamassara danny is the la croix boix
When he does that he looks like the dad from Coraline
On the bright side, Danny had enough La Croix to last him a long time!
it's things like this that makes me forget that danny is in his late 20's and not a teenager
I FUCKING FORGOT HOW GOOD THIS WAS
I almost forgot to listen to this today.
“like a party in my mouth, but the kind of party that ends at nine”
god that’s the most accurate description of la croix i’ve ever heard.
I listened this for more times, than I would like to admit.
I JUST LOVE HOW HE SITS ON A LA CROIX AND WITHOUT EVEN WASHING HE JUST CHUGS IT
😂😂😂
me, on my fifth monster energy: *I'd kill them all for one lacroix*
Why is no one talking about the tube line? That is legit Danny's funniest moment ever. So unexpected.
I feel like you could play this at any party where no one knows English and they would dance and not question it
@Winged Hussar Exactly, because nobody actually listens to lyrics (usually at least, especially at parties) they just listen to the song itself like its melody and the bass and stuff, so this would make a great song that people would unironically sing along to
@mr. roach and your midoriya? yeah bruh
i love your profile pic!! Saiki K is my favorite
Its Me Tami like people listen pumped up kicks with no thoughts
Argentinian here, can confirm too. Danny's latin american tour would just be one clueless club party.
"Fuck i think we just ran out, shit. We pull up with the glocks, make them run that shit at ralph's. Cops shoot through my arm, use la croix to clean it out. We do this everyday because we're constantly run out."
Shakespeare is trembling
That feeling when you stumble on a Danny Gonzalez song you haven't heard before. Super wacky, goofy, and silly!